The Ugly Brown Shoe Chronicles

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Time 2 Quit Trippin'

What time is it? Morris Day of the Time yelled, and Jerome ran out, wiped his face and gave him the time. America is at war in the middle east and one of the biggest imports from India is human hair. I say it's time to quit...trippin.

Weaves and wigs are wonderful. If your hair doesn't grow you ought to have options. Beyounce ought to have the privilege of using big unbelievable hair as a prop in her concert. Chaka Khan and Diana Ross did it, so why limit her?

Either local beauticians are not really skilled in weave installation or it isn't worth the money. It seems by the time I see a Sista wearing it in the grocery store it looks like a couple of rags attached to a mop head. Between the money she spent and political implications it seems like Sista been bamboozled.

Natural beauty may be played out. But hair weave and those sky scraping eyelashes make a Sista look like she need a watch. Where is Jerome? Maybe he can run from behind a bush, cut them lashes down and give Sista a fedora.

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