Yesterday, I spotted “Old Grand Candy” doing her thing as a retail clerk. You may have seen her too; jet black rooster hair-cut, sky scraping eyelashes, black slacks 2 sizes too small and a pair of classic white Reboks. Old Grand Candy this blog is for you.
Dear Old Grand Candy:
Congratulations, on your efforts to look good. I am inspired by your never ending interest in fashion and beauty. But I would like to reveal a secret, “40 is NOT the new 20”?
Just as anyone can spot an old daisy from a fresh rose others realize you are not dressing your age and assume you are not too smart. Man up and wear your size 14, 16, etc. Your size will lie flat (not baggy) on your hips and thighs, in the future avoid clothes intended for teens.
Realize your fashion potential and pick sophisticated colors and dabble in classic pieces. Show the world 40 is a new opportunity to have fun with style. Because everybody knows a 40-something woman with hurting feet and too tight pants…ain’t nothing nice.
Sincerely,
Sarobi
The latest edition of The Ugly Brown Shoe Chronicles
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